Disappeared In Bulge .

Big Brenda knew things were not right
When she saw the rolls of cellulite
She could not disguise
The wrinkly thighs
And her hanging butt groaning with fright .


Skinny Jack just stood there and leered
It was worse than his lean frame had feared
When he sat on her lap
And had a real bad mishap
Skinny vanished .... He just disappeared .


But Weight-watchers opened her eyes
Slimmed her "Michelin" way down to size
And Skinny was found
In a wrinkle that bound
Her bum to the back of her thighs .


Inspired for Carolyn's contest .
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Keogh Jr. Avatar
July 8, 2010 at 4:07 PM
I give you top honors as follows: They get better, they are independent, yet they connect and they are out loud funny! You have the true humor gene in you, me lad. Regards, Gerard.
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June 1, 2010 at 4:11 PM
Got a good chucke out of this one. You are the master at humor. Congratulations on your win in the contest. Wishing you many more honors for you to enjoy. Karen
Buys Avatar
May 30, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Gross!! Had a good giggle, very well written and as always a pleasure to read your poems. Love Heidie
Taylor Avatar
May 28, 2010 at 11:58 AM
Very funny. Got quite a laff. Good luck, Sean. Have a great weekend. ...Ralph Thanks for reading my stuff.
Spence Sr Avatar
May 28, 2010 at 6:26 AM
This is a great one for the contest. It really humorous and I am still cracking up. The tone is excellent. Keep writing! Blessings, Joseph
Rhinem Avatar
May 28, 2010 at 1:17 AM
Smile! Wow you guys are rolling with these great humorous writes today! Smile, "Hello My Dear Old Friend Sean!" ~ This was a very well written and funny poem dear brother through and through; filled, with the prints of a true artist! Hope life is treating you wonderfully and, touched by the bright! My Love & Warmth To You & Your Loves Sean," John! ~ Smile, "Bye":)
Dietrich Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 2:26 PM
oh, I just noticed you had commented to Isa. I had forgotten that old one about a girl who likes junk food. So did I help inspire this one about a fatty? hahaha. You did really great with it, and thanks for reading Isa! lUv, andrea
Dietrich Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 2:23 PM
haha, good one, SEan, and congrats on your win. LUv, andrea
Cwiak Avatar
May 27, 2010 at 11:17 AM
I love it! Great write. Congrats on your win in the contest. Dan C
Freeman Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 5:48 PM
Congratulations Sean on your win in Carolyn's contest. Agape, Moses
Sweetheart Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 12:47 PM
Congrats Sean on your big win in the Bulge contest with this awesome write... enjoy a wonderful win.. with luv from the "Sweetheart"
Johnson Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 10:43 AM
Great work. It could just as well have been number one. Congratulations on your top ten finish.
Devonshire Avatar
May 26, 2010 at 9:45 AM
This was very funny, Sean! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn
Strand Avatar
May 25, 2010 at 11:36 PM
Not only Irish eyes smiling here Sean.A master from munster indeed and word,write on.Rgds Brian
Derequito Avatar
May 25, 2010 at 10:03 PM
Had Skinny Jack got his own bulge (that "particular" bulge), it would have perfect. Bulge disappearing in bulge!!!
George   Avatar
May 25, 2010 at 9:03 AM
lol!!!! Thanks Sean, I needed a good laugh. A winnr for sure. Love, Lainie
Mehta Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 7:20 PM
A nice character drawing with nice images. Good luck
Flach Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 6:55 PM
Too funny!!!!! I laughed, I cried, ... Good luck in the contest. Joe9dwq
Gorelick Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 11:06 AM
Sean..making fun of me again.! Im going right out and eat ....cake.! Good one my funny friend. BG
A  Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 10:56 AM
THIS WAS A FUNNY ONE, ENJOYED AND GOOD LUCK ON THE CONTEST
Jordan Avatar
May 24, 2010 at 9:46 AM
Sean, this has got to be a favorite. I'm still cracking up. When I was younger I had a friend who weighed about a buck 25 and he hooked up with this gal who weighed 500 lbs if she weighed a dime - One day I got a call from him she passed out on top of him drunk and he couldn't get out from under her and needed help - This reminded me of that moment I never dreamed I would forget. Great job on this, YF4L, God Bless, mj
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