Gershon Wolf Poet Light Verse

Diet Riot

You're not doing well,
  Ya gotta lose weight;
Keep track of every particle
  Of food on your plate.

Count calories obsessively,
  Go on diets galore;
Don't even eat jello,
  'Cuz "there's always room for more."

Drink water constantly
  Eight bottles a day;
That'll surely take
  Your appetite away.

Yet at the end of the day,
  When all's said and done;
You lost one whole ounce,
  Was that any fun?

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Michelle Faulkner April 13, 2018 at 1:58 PM Love this - I'm happier now than when I was a size 8 - but you read my narrative "Seven Years" so you know why - take care- Gershon Wolf April 13, 2018 at 2:36 PM ---I sure do. And I couldn't be happier for you!...thank you, Michelle, for checking this one out. :) gw

Line Gauthier February 12, 2018 at 7:45 AM Funny poem. Ends on a high note with that last witty line. Gershon Wolf February 12, 2018 at 1:00 PM Thanks!! Btw, it was written for that Doctor, James Clancy, whom I mentioned in my reply to you on "Have a Nice Day." He's really helped lose "hundreds of ounces" over the past 18 months. Best wishes, Gershon

Vera Duggan December 31, 2017 at 11:59 PM Hi Gershon, great little diet poem, I read it to my family as they are always on diets, in fact I am the only one in the family not on a diet, thank you so much for this delightful read and take care......Vera Gershon Wolf January 6, 2018 at 7:29 PM Thank you for your encouragement, and good luck to your family members on their diets. Happy 2018 to you and yours!

Kim Rodrigues December 30, 2017 at 9:28 PM Sounds about right! Welcome to PS! Thanks for stopping on my page, Gershon! Gershon Wolf January 6, 2018 at 7:30 PM Thank you for your encouragement! Happy 2018! --gw