Diarrhea Television Watchin--
diarrhea Television WATCHIN
I get on with life as a solicitor,
I'm a repugnant kinda person;
I like watching television and watch walking the dog;
I like to contemplate reading a book;
Going to the park maybe riding a bike;
But when I start to daydream,
My mind turns straight to the TV.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom
Ooh ooh ooooh we ooh wee e
Do I love TV more than walking?
Do I love video gaming more than inhaling (what)?
I like to use words like 'sorry' and 'jiggle';
I like to use words about television;
But when I stop my talking,
My mind turns straight to Wheel of Fortune and The Young and the Restless;
Ooh ooh ooooh we ooh wee e
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Do I love TV more than walking?
Do I love video gaming more than inhaling (what)?
I like to hang out with John and Laura;
But when left alone, they say I’m boring;
My mind turns straight to radio.
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
Do I love TV more than walking?
Do I love video gaming more than inhaling (what)?
I even love television more than bacon;
Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!
ThinkN bout installing a 60 inch telly in my bathroom,
So I can watch football when I have diarrhea. . .
I hate grubby knees and getting dirty hands.
But I just think back to my television,
And I'm happy once again.
8/24/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
Copyright © James Edward Lee Sr. | Year Posted 2019
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