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It’s about time you came around.
I have waited long with my pants dropped down.
Did you say, “CHICKEN!" Mmm, I love chicken.
My favorite comes in white meat.
My fingers I'm still licking.
I read your slam it had no defeat.
My little Poet Destroyer friend, you called me.
I am not the one with the Kidster name.

You play this gambling game so well.
Like a convict, you will be the first to bail.
Giving you pleasure, making your slam sound so innocent.
You make the Kidster name band from hell.
Hitting you with a slam, that makes your tear drop like hail.
Stick to nice poetry, your slamming just got stale.
In the middle of your so call slam. 
I felt you tried so hard you broke a nail.

In the meantime, this is what I expect.
The freedom so you can speak nice to me.
Like Kid Rock, the real red neck.
You also cannot slam what you cannot see.
Do not destroy what can't be destroyed.
I am always one-step, on top of this deck.
Kidster you’re hot just got watered down to mild.
You have a short hand when it comes to a slam style.
Flip me over and yell, "This Jokers Wild!"
Kidster I lightly slam the cards you dealt me.

This Destroyer is going to slam you back.
Like a trip with tricks and treats.
A slam so hard you will not be able to stand on your feet
Come back when you are ready to get up off your knees
For you I'm rolling up my sleeves, I will not stop until you retreat.
What about my mama?
I thought we were on the same team.
You slam just like my grandma.
Wait! I take that back, she always slams my grandpa mean.
Hey Kidster do me a favor, put your head on a DONKEY.
Show every one there is two sides to you.

By the way, Kidster just with your name I can have fun.
I do hope they let you read this in day care.
I hope you were not expecting a nursery rhyme.
You know better we grownups do not play fair.
Hey, Kidster after this you may need to change your diaper!

              This has all been fun and games.
              Billy the Kidster if you are up for tag 2.
              I will come back as JESSE JAMES.
              Making you a fool..
By; PD

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Date: 4/6/2015 5:40:00 PM
Linda, I love reading writes like these. Reminds me of an Aussie friend and myself in another poetry site, writing poems back and forth to each other like this. Well done. :O) Keep up with the great work. Keep on penning. Thank you so very much for sharing your wonderful and creative talents with us. We all truly appreciate it. A 7. *S* Cynthia
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Date: 9/11/2014 6:25:00 PM
i have nothing to say but great.
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Date: 1/4/2013 10:15:00 AM
Pat Garret couldn't have done it better.
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Date: 12/14/2012 10:11:00 AM
powerful slam
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Date: 5/22/2010 8:39:00 PM
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Date: 5/1/2010 5:30:00 AM
nice slam p.d. except, im still trying to figure out everything thats going on!
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Date: 4/27/2010 11:14:00 AM
Brilliant! :D i knew you could slam him good!
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Date: 4/27/2010 9:32:00 AM
That is funny CHICKEN!!,(Baby boy)
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Date: 4/24/2010 4:50:00 AM
Wow! This is a good one - Are you still playing chicken? LOL Kelly
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Date: 4/21/2010 8:32:00 AM
You need your own slam site. (B* boy)
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Date: 4/18/2010 11:34:00 AM
Listen up Billy the goat!!! Sorry "Billy the KID". I suggest you save your slamming whining to the grown up form of a poem! I suggest you read my series "Out of the Shadows" as that was based on my life (Very loosely, i should add!...well i may have watched something on TV like it! ANYWAY, you better watch out cause i'll set my killer Lamb on you!
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Date: 4/18/2010 4:02:00 AM
You know this is intense writing! It hurts to read it and I guess that's the point. Are there slam types of verses that don't bring out the mean? It's so tempting to let all the "yucky" stuff out. Light & Love
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Date: 4/17/2010 5:58:00 PM
Oh stop being so sensitive my little destroyer. The Real CRUSH wasn't even a slam. I don't know your gender. Doesn't matter. Our little escapades just got me to thinking of a slam love story NOT a Slam. C'mon lighten up my little PDiddydiddy. If I was gonna slam ya, the above wouldn't be it. You CRUSHED me once. When I slam you again it will be your last slam ever. I will CRUSH You Permanently. YOU HEAR ME LITTLE ONE! Best Wishes Always, Your Wild Bill (theKidster)The One U Have A Major CRUSH On
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Date: 4/16/2010 8:39:00 PM
I can really feel you spitting out these rhymes. Nice slam!;)
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Date: 4/16/2010 5:32:00 PM
you sure do have a way with slamming poets in a challenge, you are an expert with these things, don't slow's always fun.i hope your Jesse James is up for must be hip like your grandma!and that's funny, when i first began reading your slams, i thought you were young either in your 20's or late teens.for the fact that you are wild with your words and seem to try anything with a don't quit, and thats amusing & awesome!lol i agree with Irma
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Date: 4/16/2010 5:20:00 PM
Wow P.D. this is awesome. You know it. A little harsh I love it . May be for fun I wonder if U can take a girl . You may or may not be a girl. But one thing is for sure. I think only a girl can shut you down. These guys do not have a clue. So I say a girl needs to close you down. Irma
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Date: 1/11/2014 12:41:00 AM
you just got the kidster name band from hell
Date: 4/16/2010 2:25:00 PM
I see ypu like slams that is good wrote one for your friend the kidster check it out if you would.
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Date: 4/16/2010 2:14:00 PM
LOVE that Pamper line and the line about his nails. I do so much enjoy these slam poems you have going on, P.D. YOu really shine doing these crazy things! LUv, andrea
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Date: 4/16/2010 12:51:00 PM
OK P.D. watch it now ..Wild Bill is another BBF so be cool... your write is super duper souper rhyme form and great slam poetry but take it easy now guys... enjoy the cammeraderie between u two so don't hurt each other too much... luv.. "Sweetheart" ..xoxoxoxoxoxoxo .. for both of u good ole boys to share of course... from the "Sweetheart" of P.S.
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Date: 4/16/2010 10:31:00 AM
Dearest PD I see you are still at it. I am so pleased to have been able to read your poetry slam this morning. Have a wonderful day. Love, Carol
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Date: 4/16/2010 9:20:00 AM
You are so right, Billy (DIAPER) I was having so much fun I did not go back to check my work. If you do come back to this one make sure you bring your possey. You will need some one to dig your hole.
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Date: 4/16/2010 9:06:00 AM
destroy them all one by one nice write and thank you for all of your kind comments faleshia
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Date: 4/16/2010 9:03:00 AM
Huh?...Wha?...Oh Hell. Ya know what destroyer. Apparently you didn't CRUSH me through and through. You know what that means, don't you? Soon once again I'll be gunnin for you. Wild Billy (theKidster) is taking time off to revive. Your last slam left theKidster barely alive. All I can say destroyer is watch Your Back, because out of no where You'll Get Your Slam Payback! When I'm done with you you'll be my personal butt wiper. Oh by the way...shhhh...(whispers in ear) misspelled DIAPER.
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Date: 4/16/2010 7:29:00 AM
After reading this I feel very old. What the hell, I AM very old! Love, daver
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Date: 4/16/2010 7:03:00 AM
You are having fun arent you?Lets see what kidster have to answer now..Round one Over:)..Charma
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