Desert Beauty

Statuesque, long-legged, unbelievably sexy, swaying hips, seductive walk, knees bony - the sophisticated wasteland dromedary. Contentedly grazing in the punishing heat, chewing on crisp, thorny blades bit by bit - a graceful sight in the parched desert. Nonchalantly old school, high and mighty, dismissive in her in-your-face snobbery - the condescendingly aloof, pretty lady. Though of royal ancestry and convent bred, she doesn’t impress wise and worldly Fred - she is amusing, that enticing, young maid. While maybe admiring of her slender beauty, I am turned off by the lass’ humped identity - ah, better the bourgeois, petite, lazy donkey!