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An old gal applied to join Mensa
Gee she couldn’t be any denser
She went in the wrong door
On the thirty third floor
And there she enrolled as a fencer

When attending her first fencing class
A man scored a hit on her huge ass
She screamed out so loud
It drew quite a crowd
She cannot abide failure – its crass!

WRITTEN BY JAN ALLISON


She hollered and screamed for a medic
I swear it was worse than a dead duck
one without any wings
oh the horror she sings
she's much more than dense she's pathetic

WRITTEN BY TIM SMITH

She swore that she really could spell 
And in math she did surely excel 
But once she felt pain
All she did was complain 
And whined as her sore butt did swell.

WRITTEN BY CHRIS GREEN

That old gal then became a method actor
but one thing soon became a huge factor
she forgot all her lines
her mentality declines
now she sputters like a John Deere tractor

WRITTEN BY LIN LANE

Her butt was so sore she bought leeches
Gently placing them in her breeches
To suck out the bruise
We could hear her oooh's
I felt sorry for the poor creatures

Her butt was so big like a whale
all that was missing was it's tail
so they stuck a flag up her arse
called it the new Khyber pass
she went a whiter shade of pale.

WRITTEN BY SEREN ROBERTS

"Am I smart?" is what she kept asking
In glory she hoped to be basking.
Suddenly she farted.
The whole room departed.
Now finding fresh air is their tasking.

WRITTEN BY DALE GREGORY COZART

She sat for the test with all smiles
Filled out the forms and the files
But she spelled her name wrong
Became twisted of tongue
And was thrown to the crocodiles.

WRITTEN BY RICHARD D SEAL


07-17-17

Seems the old gal was a talented tart
Clearing the room with but one single fart
Wiping their eyes
All those wise guys
Soundly applauded her flatulent art

WRITTEN BY LIM'RIK FLATS

07-18-17
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