Definitely Maybe

He gazed just past her empty, soulful eyes
and said, "I really kinda love you so.
I always sometimes see you as a prize
and feel my love will surely maybe grow.

In one or maybe nine or seven years,
I'm almost pretty sure I'll want a wife.
If you say 'Maybe not," you'll see my tears.
Your words will cut just like a butter knife.

The children we won't have will be so sad.
The home we never built will soon fall in.
The in-laws who aren't there will be so mad
because we weren't where we had never been."

****************************************

"I've seldom never heard such heartfelt bunk.
You've made your feelings clear as mud," she said.
"I think I know what I just heard is junk.
I sorta wish you'd drop somewhat half-dead."


September 6, 2021
entered in the Nonsense Rhyme contest
Sponsor: Charles Messina
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Messina Avatar
October 26, 2021 at 11:21 AM
Oh, that last line was a killer. Loved this! Congratulations, Janice...on your placement! Warm wishes ~Charlie
Wolf Avatar
September 8, 2021 at 7:34 PM
C'mon, now, Janice. Give the poor fellow a chance. He's just getting warmed up, after all. lol. Chuckle / good one. :) gw
Canerdy Avatar
September 9, 2021 at 6:52 PM
LOL! Thanks so much, Gershon. Janice
Laurie Avatar
September 8, 2021 at 6:28 PM
Hello Janice ... your poem is classic comedy. I can imagine how well it would be received if recited to an audience - thank you Janice - Lindsay
Canerdy Avatar
September 9, 2021 at 6:51 PM
Lindsay, thanks a million! Janice
Dietrich Avatar
September 8, 2021 at 3:26 PM
haha, this made me chuckle. Awesome
Canerdy Avatar
September 8, 2021 at 5:33 PM
Thanks so much, Andrea! Janice
Pandit Avatar
September 7, 2021 at 5:52 AM
Very apt for the "nonsense" contest. Cleverly done, Janice.
Canerdy Avatar
September 7, 2021 at 11:19 AM
Thanks so much, Vijay. Janice
Cunningham Avatar
September 7, 2021 at 1:18 AM
This is the second 'nonsense' poem I've seen, thought I'd woke up in a parallel universe lol. Good luck Janice. Tom
Canerdy Avatar
September 7, 2021 at 11:20 AM
LOL! Thanks so much, Tom. Janice
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