DECODING a FractioN of the ENGLISH LANgUAgE?

Here is a fraction of half the 
Examples which I call decoding.
Yeah decoding the Inglish language.
Hey now hear in this damnation
The Inglish dominance is learned 
And deplorable.

All right  alright. And just how did 
You sleap last knight?  Ah ha hoho!
The knight was gloryous. We the
Postering population was quite
Quiet. I say the more of US the merryer!
Or the moor of US the scaryer!
Hmm is that TRUth TRUE?
We trust u must no this and plus
The gist of it is we have know resun
TWo lye. DU we lie with Lyers?
After all what else wood we du?
Due u no the anser? Do u and you
No the anser to-- how manee hears
EYE  have Up on meye hed? And Y  R  U 
Balled? Speek up do not B missLed
A stray. Ah so let us sea then now.
The letter W was once a double U
Then later became a double  V.
U C. You sea? Mak know no misstak
About it. Wile Eye hav you their.
Eye kneed two ask who really cares
About decoding the English language?
It must have ben a secret slanguage
Before it became a standard bit of
Average Inglish. Is that absurd?
Did you here me? Oh eye
See you R mayb  def. Mmm. What
Is welcome or wellcome a
 well coming? Wel, Here's the cusp at 
the cleft. In Inglish a heir is a hair is a hare is
We be here four  U hear we R. We
Are higher. We will hire you if u R
Rite for the job. If you aspire,
Appropriately. We breathe hier air
To. Do we not? We have not forgot.
Yeh, of corse we du. For instance 
It be gins again agan agan into
Persistence! 

The free and freer fearing fierce 
Firing from far and fair one. How
Fare are they? Do thay faer us? Due
They? Hair us? Com with the
Anser  kwikly! What due you say
Bcuz all of these wurds to me 
Seems tu b connected.  Do you
Think so? Is their actually an
Alphabetical conspiracy? Wat is
The Truth? The tooth of it? Speek 
With your good teeth. Know this
That all these truths R tru Blu 
And the truth to the tooth WILL always
B. No-thing Ill of will aspire 
Greatfully. Do u regret we be truthfully?
Know we do not ever! Always 
Forever dwelling in resplendence.
Reminiscing in remembrance.
TRUTH  is beautiful!!!
Remember and recall this!!!
Do not evr fourget it.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023



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Date: 12/26/2023 4:54:00 PM
Hey Clifford. Meant to get to you earlier but things got in the way but I am here now Replying to your comment. So Thank you man! For enjoying with taste. Ha ha! And you can call me by the Name of Val or Val Brooklyn VBR Black Panther!!! ROARRRR!!! Val
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Date: 11/26/2023 8:21:00 AM
English is not my primary language. With my blurry eyes, I type a different letter for a specific word I want to express. It is the message of your poem here that I can comprehend, Miss Val... :)
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