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Here is a fraction of half the Examples which I call decoding. Yeah decoding the Inglish language. Hey now hear in this damnation The Inglish dominance is learned And deplorable. All right alright. And just how did You sleap last knight? Ah ha hoho! The knight was gloryous. We the Postering population was quite Quiet. I say the more of US the merryer! Or the moor of US the scaryer! Hmm is that TRUth TRUE? We trust u must no this and plus The gist of it is we have know resun TWo lye. DU we lie with Lyers? After all what else wood we du? Due u no the anser? Do u and you No the anser to-- how manee hears EYE have Up on meye hed? And Y R U Balled? Speek up do not B missLed A stray. Ah so let us sea then now. The letter W was once a double U Then later became a double V. U C. You sea? Mak know no misstak About it. Wile Eye hav you their. Eye kneed two ask who really cares About decoding the English language? It must have ben a secret slanguage Before it became a standard bit of Average Inglish. Is that absurd? Did you here me? Oh eye See you R mayb def. Mmm. What Is welcome or wellcome a well coming? Wel, Here's the cusp at the cleft. In Inglish a heir is a hair is a hare is We be here four U hear we R. We Are higher. We will hire you if u R Rite for the job. If you aspire, Appropriately. We breathe hier air To. Do we not? We have not forgot. Yeh, of corse we du. For instance It be gins again agan agan into Persistence! The free and freer fearing fierce Firing from far and fair one. How Fare are they? Do thay faer us? Due They? Hair us? Com with the Anser kwikly! What due you say Bcuz all of these wurds to me Seems tu b connected. Do you Think so? Is their actually an Alphabetical conspiracy? Wat is The Truth? The tooth of it? Speek With your good teeth. Know this That all these truths R tru Blu And the truth to the tooth WILL always B. No-thing Ill of will aspire Greatfully. Do u regret we be truthfully? Know we do not ever! Always Forever dwelling in resplendence. Reminiscing in remembrance. TRUTH is beautiful!!! Remember and recall this!!! Do not evr fourget it.
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