Dastardaly and Diabolically Charming

Rattle snakes rarely cozy up in arm pits But he was a peculiar type of evil He wore sinister like a glove Gray vermin followed him Down moldy garbage smelling alley ways Begging for a piece of his evilness His victims fell under his spell Almost immediately and eagerly As his outside package was handsome His smile hid a multitude of crimes And violations against humanity His dastardly charming ways Fooling women nightly Encouraging them to follow him To the land where yellow rats lived