Dangling Upside Down

When you travel and you’re on a plane, Attendants must always explain What to do in a crash But the words they rehash Most on board think are spoken in vain. Yet a Delta flight recently dipped As it landed and suddenly flipped. Every seat belt held tight As each one on the flight Dangled upside down, very off-script. Flight crews got all the passengers out With some injuries scattered about But they all did survive, In one piece and alive, Though quite shaken up, there’s little doubt. A payout from Delta proposed Thirty-thousand for each one exposed To this harrowing turn (More than some people earn) But not worth it, as many disclosed.