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Worst place for a man to get hit, is smack dab in his junk Getting hit in the center of his universe puts him in a funk Rather be stabbed in the eye With a sharp stick by someone nearby Happened to me only once, never ever again even if I'm drunk

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Date: 2/4/2019 12:50:00 PM
Need someone to invent a little bullet proof sporren but then we'd have to wear a kilt.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 2:41:00 PM
It's been ages since aa wore a kilt... love that free feeling between my legs! OOOOEEEE!!!
Date: 2/4/2019 12:07:00 PM
We definitely need a wall there with an unzipping port of entree...
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 2:39:00 PM
A la Trump??? LOL!!!
Date: 2/4/2019 9:14:00 AM
Ahh, the center of a man's universe deserves protection. Hilarious! In self-defense classes, women are sometimes told to "hit him where it hurts." :)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 9:53:00 AM
Just saying the words gave me a severe pain in the center of my universe! LOL Love to you my dear Carolyn! XOX Happy Jack XOX
Date: 2/4/2019 7:58:00 AM
Oohoooooooo! The eye or the junk...really, neither is preferable, I am sure. Great Limerick though.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 8:23:00 AM
You are correct sweet young maiden!!! But I'd really prefer neither! XO
Date: 2/4/2019 7:39:00 AM
Giggles... spilled my coffee (it did get salty and watered down reading that last poem) xomo <3
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Jack Ellison
Date: 2/4/2019 7:50:00 AM
Rather mushy eh... see what you do to me!!! XOXOX

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