Jack Ellison Poet Limerick

Daddy Parts

Worst place for a man to get hit, is smack dab in his junk
Getting hit in the center of his universe puts him in a funk
Rather be stabbed in the eye
With a sharp stick by someone nearby
Happened to me only once, never ever again even if I'm drunk

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Tom Cunningham February 4, 2019 at 12:50 PM Need someone to invent a little bullet proof sporren but then we'd have to wear a kilt. Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 2:41 PM It's been ages since aa wore a kilt... love that free feeling between my legs! OOOOEEEE!!!

Arturo Michael February 4, 2019 at 12:07 PM We definitely need a wall there with an unzipping port of entree... Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 2:39 PM A la Trump??? LOL!!!

Carolyn Devonshire February 4, 2019 at 9:14 AM Ahh, the center of a man's universe deserves protection. Hilarious! In self-defense classes, women are sometimes told to "hit him where it hurts." :) Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 9:53 AM Just saying the words gave me a severe pain in the center of my universe! LOL Love to you my dear Carolyn! XOX Happy Jack XOX

M. L. Kiser February 4, 2019 at 7:58 AM Oohoooooooo! The eye or the junk...really, neither is preferable, I am sure. Great Limerick though. Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 8:23 AM You are correct sweet young maiden!!! But I'd really prefer neither! XO

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 4, 2019 at 7:39 AM Giggles... spilled my coffee (it did get salty and watered down reading that last poem) xomo <3 Jack Ellison February 4, 2019 at 7:50 AM Rather mushy eh... see what you do to me!!! XOXOX