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Custer’s Last S-it

When Custer saw those Indians prepared for battle, his teeth and knees were heard to rattle. And though it’s not official, only prattle – still the Army has sworn never to tattle – his rear began sinking in more than his saddle.

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Date: 2/25/2025 7:09:00 PM
LOL Maurice. Well written and funny.
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 2/26/2025 4:22:00 AM
Funny for you and other readers but not funny for the sitter. Thanks for giving my poem on Custer a reading. Best to you in all your endeavors. / Maurice
Date: 2/25/2025 12:37:00 PM
ha! this is hilarious, maurice!
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Maurice Rigoler
Date: 2/26/2025 4:41:00 AM
From my readings on Custer he was arrogant and should never have been in the army much less in charge of soldiers. Thanks for the stop by, Ilene. / Mauricew

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