Crocs

I dress for comfort not for speed these days And believe me I dress for comfort a lot Forget the hassle of even tying a lace When I slip into a cool pair of Crocs I'm blessed to live near a Crocs store And you know I can't help but go hog wild Walls and walls of Crocs from ceiling to floor In every imaginable color and style When I dress for the night to show off my stuff The smell of plastic permeates the air It's like a drug, this shoe in which I am in love I'll shout in the air! My love affair! I do not care! You see I have my casual Crocs As well as my Sunday go to meeting pair They make me wish it was Sunday more often than not Cause when I wear them I'm in heaven and feel I'm walking on air On normal days when I mow yards for a living I put on my Manly Work Crocs When Winter is here and the cold comes a-licking Crocs look stunning with knee high socks So you see I have all of my bases covered You've gotta love it, like it or not Of course I walk on one side of the street, my family the other Cause I like to jump up and down, turn around, skip and bounce whenever I am wearing my Crocs