Covid Limericks
BIG FRANKIE.
A bank robber named Big Frankie Mulqueen
In the bank he walked armed and looking mean
An old dear took him to task
For not wearing a face mask
Embarrassed he quickly ran from the scene...
ROUGH RIDE.
This last year's been one helluva rough ride
Covid has been a pain in the backside
No sneezing or spitting
No hugging or kissing
And it's affecting everyone worldwide...
MAXINE.
There was an old women called Maxine
Last week she had the covid vaccine
But when she woke up in bed
Found she'd grown another head
And her hands and her feet had turned green...
CHINA BEWARE.
If you're travelling to China beware
To test for covid your bottom is bare
You'll sure shed a tear
When they probe your rear
Just ensure your wearing clean underwear...
Written 25th May 2021
Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2021
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