Courting

Someone asked the other day if I was courting or seeing anyone I hope you don’t mind, I’m sure you’ll understand For it’s four months to the day I’ve been your favour Nothing really serious I replied just a little OFF and ON I said you liked having it OFF But I only got it if you weren't ON I don’t know how you put up with me but I hope you carry on Though you never complain about my inadequacies There’s sometimes the odd groan and murmur I said one day I hoped to be able to turn you on For that day will be one I truly savour