Cosmic Idle Chatter

COSMIC IDLE CHATTER This is Major Tom to ground control can u tell Captain Kirk to put that kettle on Ground control to Major Tom: Earl Grey, or, we have a coupon for some Ceylon Major Tom to ground control: it does not matter, just whatever is in the tin can Ground control to Major Tom, we will have a fresh mug ready for when you land As Major Tom sticks the iron in and contemplates on which shirt is best to wear Captain Kirk to Major Tom wear the pin stripe, after all it’s 1982, it has the flare This is Major Tom to ground control a fuse has blown, there is something wrong Any more of this and I am going to put it in a song, can you hear me Major Tom Can you hear me Major Tom . . . Can you hear . . . Indiana Shaw . . . -_-