Coointtently

“coointtently” 
Certainly Certain Certainty
Have you ever heard a drunk taking charge and talking drunk to a group of people 
concerned with drinking and putting up with drunk to have a drink of whiskey so 
they drink with drunk and sometimes his idea is just a word repeated oft over in a 
refrain of constant irritation just like a certain stooge who got a poke in eye from 
MOE when he said certainly and said it “coointtently” in a Boston twang not 
meant to be spelled in a word document and can’t repeat it with any certainty. 
Certainly ewe have. Eye am certain. Certainly. It is a certainty certainly certain say 
it “coointtently” ewe can.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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