Coochie Committee

I know that you have seen them walking, and I know that you have heard them talking, 'bout all thoses rhymes and reasons, the birds and bees and, sometimes I can't understand, how that they roll them eyes, and stomp their feet, smacking their lips, in the summer heat. See they belong to a prestious club, where none of the fellas get no love. They are the coochie committee, secretly meeting in our towns and cities. I tried to infiltrate them, by going out on a date, when I nearly met my fate, only to find out that my sister, mother,grandma, and aunt, all participate. They all were up in arms, One lady shouted, "sound the alarm!!!" they planned to do this man some bodily harm. I ran as fast as i could, back to my neighborhood. called upon my brethern there, but they couldn't relate, as I tried to explain this place, bout the coochie committee, Some brothas, didn't care. So I just hold my toungue, whenever a woman is around, contemplating what will go down, cause you never know, the power a woman has, and if she posseses a pass, with the coochie committee, as matter of fact, It always seems to, have her back!!!!