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Contemporary Prance - Bawdy Warning

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My friends took me down to Broadway To watch a newfangled ballet T'was called the Buttcracker And not the Nutcracker The title was apt I can say Some dancers were dressed in tutus Bulges in their tights gave us clues All the dancers were male My friends face turned quite pale Next time we should read the reviews! 02/08/21

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Jack Horne

Date: 2/23/2021 11:24:00 AM

LMAO - I'm still chuckling

Mark Koplin

Date: 2/13/2021 10:53:00 AM

oh my God Jan! That's funny!!

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 2/13/2021 6:40:00 AM

Hahaha Jan! Quite the show, so to speak, eh? Linda

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 2/12/2021 8:13:00 AM

I gather this is fantasy tale, a man in a tutu is just naturally inviting comments. I would have also be embarrassed, but I am sure you all had a very jolly evening and lots of laughs. Awesome poem Jan. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 1:40:00 PM

Pure fiction of course Jennifer lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 2/11/2021 4:34:00 PM

G’day Jan … I dunno. Sometimes I think a male ballet dancer will bust through his tights. Another fine set of limericks Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 1:39:00 PM

Thanks Lindsay:-) hugs Jan xx I always think of the bulge as something for the ballerina to stand on lol:-) xx

Mike Gentile

Date: 2/11/2021 4:42:00 AM

Love it Jan, I need more laughs!! Happy Thursday xxoo

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 1:38:00 PM

I've got a bawdy one to post today lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 2/10/2021 11:41:00 AM

- I would have died ... if my husband had appeared in that outfit, Jan :)))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 2/12/2021 1:38:00 PM

ha ha ha me too Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 2/9/2021 9:48:00 AM

Wow Jan, Tutus and bulges with buttcrackers, you sure it was Broadway, not a burlesque house you where in, lol great bawdy Limerick, love it, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 4:48:00 PM

lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Kavanagh
Date: 2/9/2021 2:07:00 PM

Too PC or not to pee see, very dodgy territory Jan,

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 1:49:00 PM

I was in 2 minds if i should post this one as initially it was written about gay ballet dancers but I did a few edits and I am SO pleased i posted it lol:-) hugs jan xx

Regina Mcintosh

Date: 2/9/2021 6:53:00 AM

LOL... Hilarious :) Love and prayers sent your way... God bless you Jan... Love, Gina

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 1:44:00 PM

Thanks regina:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Flood

Date: 2/9/2021 3:46:00 AM

I would have enjoyed your Limerick a lot more if I hadn’t been so worried... my wife promised me that my ‘Lemon Twirl’ video would never go public. Loved the lims (as opposed to the limbs) nonetheless. Terry

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 7:56:00 AM

ha ha ha Thanks Terry I owe your wife a drink lol:-) hugs jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 2/8/2021 9:18:00 PM

I love this so much and the twirling ballermale-ah also! No idea how you pulled that off!

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 7:55:00 AM

I just get silly ideas Caren, takes me 2 mins per stanza I just love the form lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 2/8/2021 8:59:00 PM

Wow. There should be a contest for this one. If there isn't, someone should create one, Jan. The 'Buttcracker!' How Suite it is! ~ Sentimental Sergey

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 7:55:00 AM

thanks GW I was unsure about posting this one - I am SO glad i did now lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 2/8/2021 6:49:00 PM

Another one you should send to the Hollywood Reporter for publication! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 7:54:00 AM

It's an idea lol but I doubt anyone would be interested in my sillies Rico lol:-) hugs jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 2/8/2021 4:16:00 PM

It must have come as quite a shock, To see male dancers wearing frocks. With their shapeless flat chests, A bulge at top of legs, Surely you'd have laughed your socks off... Belle :-) x

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 7:53:00 AM

ha ha ha great Limerick Belle, I am delighted my silly poem has had such lovely comments:-) hugs Jan xx

Christopher Flaherty

Date: 2/8/2021 2:29:00 PM

Classic Jan humour. I just tried to write my own Jan poem. Its called Present recieved i gave myself. Plz check it out Jan if you can hope you get a kick out if it

Jan Allison
Date: 2/9/2021 7:49:00 AM

Will drop by my friend:-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 2/8/2021 1:38:00 PM

Must have been one hell of a show :) ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 2/8/2021 1:43:00 PM

pure fiction Victor lol, we last went to the ballet when we lived in the uk:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 2/8/2021 1:36:00 PM

I think it would be a fun show to see. I remember when we lived near San Francisco in the 80's and one time we went into the city to see men dressed like women singing and dancing . one sat on Joe's lap and sang to him. Hilarious. Good one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/8/2021 1:37:00 PM

oh that sounds like fun, this was pure fantasy lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 2/8/2021 1:25:00 PM

Lol!Jan, That was some show! Good picture. I enjoyed the read:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 2/8/2021 1:33:00 PM

pure fiction but such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

L Milton Hankins

Date: 2/8/2021 1:19:00 PM

LOL. I loved this! Especially the pic!!! Sounds like a true adventure to me. I always enjoy your work, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 2/8/2021 1:33:00 PM

Thanks so much its pure fiction of course. I was originally going to write about gay ballet dancers but edited it and I this is much more acceptable lol:-0 hugs Jan xx