Collection Number 1
I've got a pile of **** mags
I keep them in my shed
When I look at them I get excited
They're an ******** collection
I like to keep things tidy
When I have to handwrite
So I've a lot of rubbers and tippex
They're my correction collection
Our house is full of mirrors
So we can see ourselves
For times like when we dry our hair or shave
They're our reflection collection
In our house is "the drawer"
where random stuff gets kept
Such as I.T. routers, hoselock pieces
Thats a connection collection
Stationer's like WH Smiths
Retail a lot of cards
Expressing joy, hope, best wishes and love
Quite an affection collection
Meanwhile at the newsagents
They sell lots of sweeties
Chocolate bars, fudge, trebor mints, and chews
That's a confection collection
Now political parties
I'm sure all keep to hand
Banners, leaflets, signs, t-shirts and letters
That's their election collection
Junkies also have some gear
To aid them with their fix
syringes, needles, stuff to raise a vein
its their injection collection
Soldiers in battle use this,
Cyclists on bikes do too
And those trying to avoid STDs
All a protection collection
Put these things all together
And then think what you've got
A bunch of items now all related
So a collection collection
(c) The Didds 2019
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