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Coffee From a Styrofoam Cup

Once I drank milk straight from the carton
And guzzled beer out of a can,
When I dripped gravy on my tie, I licked it up.
But though my manners were appalling,
One habit I would never fall in,
I never sank to drinking coffee from a Styrofoam cup.

I grew up in far West Texas,
And my mama taught me well
Not to slurp or belch when we sat down to sup.
And when I went away to college
I picked up social skills and knowledge
But not a knack for drinking coffee from a Styrofoam cup.

I've been from Malibu to Memphis,
I've crisscrossed the Great Divide,
Thought I might be a movie star when I grew up.
That pipe dream never came about,
But even when it fizzled out,
I never stooped to drinking coffee from a Styrofoam cup.

I've grown much older now and wiser,
And my habits have improved,
And I'll play my part until this gig is up.
Though I do things I think are drastic,
Like sipping champagne out of plastic,
I draw the line at drinking coffee from a Styrofoam cup.

When at last this play has ended
And the final curtain's closed,
And St. Peter says, "Hey, Jim, your number's up."
Even though I'll face a specious doom,
I'll more than gladly leave that waiting room
If angels try to serve me coffee in a Styrofoam cup.

Now, should the right one come along,
I'm sure I'd gladly change my song
To find romance again before my time is up.
We may not on everything concur,
But if it came down to a mug…or her…
I could get used to drinking coffee from a Styrofoam cup.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2022

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Slaughter Avatar
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Thank you, PS, for making this a featured poem of the week...Feb. 2, 2025...It's one of own personal favorites. And thank all of you PSers who have read it...or, hopefully, will do at some point. Jim Slaughter
Kendrick Avatar
August 11, 2022 at 3:17 AM
I like the humorous ending. I am glad that I chose this one to read today. Sara
Slaughter Avatar
August 11, 2022 at 10:12 AM
With a cup of coffee, perhaps? Thank you, Sara.
Mccann Avatar
August 6, 2022 at 3:26 PM
This is such fun, Jim. Thank you. Elizabeth
Slaughter Avatar
August 7, 2022 at 11:09 AM
Elizabeth, thank you. I had fun writing it.
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 11:02 AM
Hello Jim, when I go out. I have a coffee in my travel mug from McDonalds or other coffee shop. Or drink coffee from a mug. But not a styro cup. Enjoy your day my friend.
De Beaulieu Avatar
August 6, 2022 at 4:42 AM
Hello Jim, yes a coffee mug goes very well together. I am having coffee in a mug right now. Enjoy your day my friend.
Slaughter Avatar
August 5, 2022 at 2:17 PM
Thanks, Darlene. Coffee and mugs just seem to go together, in my opinion.
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