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Coffee Cup Calculations - Poet's Cut


Based on BBC news article "Maths zeroes in on perfect cup of coffee"
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-37989169


Two billion cups a day we drink
To stay awake so we can think
Tireless workers - every nation
Need a caffeine drink equation

Lattes, mochas, cappuccinos
Our calculator super heroes
Measured, reasoned, wrote a theorem
Clockwork system - mighty fearsome

Divide the beans and add hot water
Multiplies the bean aroma
Takes away the taste chaotic
Get this right - it's sums and logic

China cups the theory goes
Helps the smell go up you nose
Cardboard mug with plastic roof
Not as good, but where's the proof?

But their reason's most disjoint
Like whole numbers - has no point
You just need a rule of thumb
QED for us dumb-dumbs



(Entry for "wake up with coffee or tea" contest - shortened to meet rules)
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Y. Avatar
December 11, 2016 at 9:58 PM
Hi Mark, Congratulations on your 1st place win:-) Alexis
Martin Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 12:54 AM
Thanks Alexis! :-)
Burch Avatar
December 11, 2016 at 7:41 PM
LOL!! Mark!! This is fabulous!! And funny!! Congrats to you my Irish friend!! Big Hugggs. Deb
Martin Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 12:53 AM
Thanks Deb! Glad you enjoyed! Mark :-)
Haight Avatar
December 11, 2016 at 7:39 PM
Great poem, Mark! Congratulations on your fine win. Sandra
Martin Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 12:52 AM
Thanks Sandra! :-)
Krampe Avatar
December 11, 2016 at 5:59 PM
Congrats on your win, Mark. Fun idea.
Martin Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 12:49 AM
Thanks Agnes! Had fun writing it! :-)
Rodrigues Avatar
December 11, 2016 at 4:38 PM
One of my favorites, Mark! A unique and fun write! Thank you for entering my contest and congrats!
Martin Avatar
December 12, 2016 at 12:47 AM
Thanks Kim! Interesting contest! :-)
Dietrich Avatar
November 30, 2016 at 3:48 PM
I really enjoyed this. I don't drink coffee or like it. I want to do this contest but I do not even drink very much of anything. Hmmm, this will be quite the challenge.
Smith Avatar
November 29, 2016 at 1:57 PM
A good cup of joe goes a long way.
Martin Avatar
November 29, 2016 at 2:37 PM
Or at least until lunchtime! Thanks Tim! :-)
Allison Avatar
November 29, 2016 at 1:55 PM
Informative write Mark - i am a tea addict rarely drink coffee! Good luck in the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Martin Avatar
November 29, 2016 at 2:36 PM
Thanks Jan! I read the article and thought it needed a bit of verse! :-)
Vinson Avatar
November 29, 2016 at 1:47 PM
Bravo, Mark! Good luck in the contest. Coffee is our friend.
Martin Avatar
November 29, 2016 at 2:34 PM
Thanks Doug! :-)
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