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they found the discovery sound science they started their research thinking they could use natural additives mixed with corn to allow their technology to see the vapor coming from the dung of hogs and cattle and chickens. they found it worked best when the animal farted. they tried the same technology on a group of sailor at sea. they used infer red technology to pick up farts. farts made visible, depth with colors. a group of anti friendly environment folks found the technology anti paproperate. and began protesting saying the studies had used sailors as guinia pigs, and the studies supported a life style that was anti family. the sound sightings of the farts, can be made to have those who *****to have bigger farts than the straights said one sailor. who was a tuba player and he said he thought often he mocked his tuba when he farted. when they showed him farting, he became out raged and began screaming. he along with an offshore oil crewman lead the protest that went against these fart researchers. study from Enquiry of fecal gas, 2019 New York Press...studies by Doctor Butts retrieved by Herturd Biggums and Professor Digiest from the Asschore College of the Human Universe. Published by Doorstump Giggler. New York, New York

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