Cigarette Thief

Whenever I buy cigarettes, my neighbor steals them. I really hate thieves and a part of me wants to kill him. He sneaks in my house when he catches my back turned. I threatened to call the cops but he didn't seem concerned. He doesn't just steal some of my cigarettes, he takes every pack. He spits in my face when I go to his house to demand them back. I've asked him time after time to stop but he won't. But the laugh is on him, he has lung cancer and I don't.