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Cicero's Grammar Lesson

Brutus said to Cicero, “Hang on, let me get this straight- A Hypernym's a collective noun?” “No, no”, said Cicero, “wait- I'll give you an example if you let me have a minute, 'Weapon' is a Hypernym and all the hardware in it, the swords, tridents, ballistas that are used by Roman forces are Hyponyms, component parts, but not including horses”. “By Jupiter! I've got it now!'” young Marcus Brutus yelled. “Like Galantine” Cicero averred, “it finally has gelled. I told you I could make it clear, Nullifidian no longer, so Quid pro Quo- get out your purse and pay my invoiced Wonga”. “ But what's an Antonym” said Brutus, “thought I'd throw that at ya” “It's your best mate” sighed Cicero, “who married Cleopatra”.

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Date: 9/3/2018 6:24:00 AM
Love it. Perhaps you can help me with my abhorrent and often aberrant abuses of the English language.
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Date: 10/30/2015 11:26:00 PM
Very little understanding.
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Date: 7/12/2015 11:45:00 AM
OMG you are one punny man! Light & Love
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Viv Wigley
Date: 7/12/2015 12:21:00 PM
Thanks, Debbie, this is possibly the most complex little ditty I've ever written. Nice of you to blow the dust off it. Viv x
Date: 2/19/2015 12:51:00 AM
Erudite and funny...an unusual mixture...nice work Viv...Peter
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