Chumley, Chumley

Chumley, Chumley, where've you been it's been a while since you were seen last time was with ol' Tennessee when kids we'd watch you on TV with Phineas and Yakkety Yak I never thought that you'd come back but there you are on CNN just as dumb as way back when you were a big ol' dumb ass Walrus but now, you're just a horses ass you should really be back in the zoo come to think though, that's too good for you maybe you should just shut yo' mouth 'fore folks get wise down in the south and let ol' Stanley skin your hide and cook us some Chumley.... chicken fried