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Christmas Gifts - Be Careful What You Wish For

I'd wanted a boob job for years Loud moaning was all my hub's hears Neath the tree there's a voucher Soon I won't be a sloucher Hubs thoughtfulness brought me to tears His present was such a fab gift Boob implants and a full face lift Now blokes ogle and stare You should see hubby glare This present has now caused a rift Next year on our pine Christmas tree A voucher for more surgery With huge boobs I was cursed I'll have the op reversed Not all gifts will make you happy FICTION POEM FOR CHRISTMAS LIMERICK CONTEST Sponsored by Alexis Y 12/04/20

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Eve Roper

Date: 12/27/2020 7:08:00 PM

Congratulations on your win, Jan. I am doing great. Happy New Year. Hugs Eve

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/26/2020 5:02:00 PM

Ha, ha! I don't know whether to cheer or to boo(b). lol. Congrats on your high-placement win in Alexis' contest, Jan! Holiday Joy, Gershon

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/26/2020 1:16:00 PM

Back with Congrats! Well done my friend!!!

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 12/26/2020 11:29:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. Very true, "CHRISTMAS GIFTS - BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR." Many times we do not want what we want when we get it. Enjoy your win with blessings.............

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/26/2020 8:35:00 AM

Sooo funny, Jan! Congrats on your win. Hugs, Carolyn

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 12/26/2020 7:18:00 AM

HaHa Jan! Congratulations on the win! Linda

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/25/2020 4:03:00 AM

Lol! Jan, This is funny! Congratulations on your 1st place win in the contest. Merry Christmas my friend:-) Alexis

Paul Schneiter

Date: 12/10/2020 3:09:00 PM

Plastic isn't necessarily fantastic, in fact it can lead to acts drastic which could make one spastic just for wanting to be boobastic. Terrific lim, Jan. Hugs xxx Paul

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/9/2020 9:14:00 AM

Hi Jan, I had a good laugh - some people that come on TV, merely being interviewed, some presenters, some film'stars, and maybe neighbors, even 19 year old girls have these ops done, and mostly they are are successful, but if not, it takes a lot of effort and cash to get back to who you were- well we are happy as we are and most importantly so are our husbands! Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Simon Hamill

Date: 12/8/2020 5:21:00 PM

Hi jan.you know what they say. What comes up,must come down.lol Take care.simon:)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 2:09:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/8/2020 2:58:00 PM

Hello Jan … when you see body altering on others perhaps it looks great but you can’t read their mind I guess - enjoyed your poem Jan - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 2:09:00 PM

thanks Lindsay:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/8/2020 1:53:00 PM

Don't need the boob job, but I'll take that face lift lickity split!!! Lower , for neck and jaws. Would LOVE that. Good one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 1:42:00 PM

hey you are stunning my friend you need no help! hugs jan xx

Paul Callus

Date: 12/8/2020 2:03:00 AM

Oh dear! Pity jealousy gets in the way! Boob jobs are not up my street...give me natural any day:) Hugs // paul

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 1:42:00 PM

Thanks Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 12/6/2020 12:53:00 PM

LOL, I thought you'd get him a penis enlargement to equal the score a bit

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 1:41:00 PM

Thanks Jack, think men are going to have to get 6 foot todgers if social distancing continues:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 12/6/2020 8:28:00 AM

Love the Limericks Jan. A wish should stay exactly what it is, Or else it may turn out badly like this. A heavy laden breast, Does not always impress, And gravity may just cause one a trip.... Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 1:41:00 PM

Thanks Belle:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/5/2020 12:36:00 PM

- Maybe he needs a BIG box of blue pills ... and ball lifting ... no, I would not be happy :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 1:40:00 PM

Thanks Anne-Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Susan Lawrence

Date: 12/5/2020 8:09:00 AM

Hysterical...and also true in many ways. I love be careful what you wish for! A reverse boob job is a big surgery... Love your humor filled with hidden truths! Thanks Jan Susan

Jan Allison
Date: 12/28/2020 1:40:00 PM

Thanks Susan:-) hugs Jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw

Date: 12/4/2020 3:34:00 PM

Ho Ho Ho! I love great lims, Jan, and these are GREAT ones! - Bob

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:37:00 PM

Thanks Bob:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/4/2020 10:26:00 AM

Plastic boobs are scary! Everyone should be wary! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:35:00 PM

ha ha ha great rhyme:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/4/2020 10:13:00 AM

Surely all that backache can't be worth it lol. Good luck Jan Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:34:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/4/2020 7:41:00 AM

That's awesome! I like it Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:29:00 PM

Thanks Mark:-) hugs Jan xx

Tania Kitchin

Date: 12/4/2020 4:52:00 AM

Ha ha ha, I love it Jan! hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:29:00 PM

Thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Newton Ranaweera

Date: 12/4/2020 4:33:00 AM

Such great limericks, Jan!! Humour drips!!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:27:00 PM

Thanks Newton:-) hugs Jan xx

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 12/3/2020 6:54:00 PM

Lobbing off those bodacious boobs...ouch!

Jan Allison
Date: 12/4/2020 4:26:00 PM

thanks Kim:-) hugs jan xx

John Watt

Date: 12/3/2020 4:56:00 PM

You two make quite a pair! These limericks are real hoots... your wonderful humour always has my full support. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/3/2020 5:20:00 PM

lol Thanks John love the boobie puns, thanks for giving me a lift been a tough couple of weeks been so busy with exam work its kept me away from soup:-( hugs Jan xx