Chocolaty Conversation

Chocolate is nasty
Chocolate is sin
It is insipid
It’ll do me in

Chocolate is yucky
Chocolate is vile
It makes me happy
But just for a while!

Chocolate is poison
Chocolate is pain
First I was sexy
Now big as a train!

“Chocolate, I hate you
Chocolate, you suck
I used to be sleek
Now a waddling duck!

Chocolate, be banished
Chocolaty sweets….
It’s because of YOU
I’ll soon take up two seats!

Chocolate, release me
Chocolate….DON’T YOU DARE! 
Life can be bitter
I need you….be there!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012



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Date: 1/13/2013 7:51:00 PM
Really funny ! :P
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/14/2013 1:22:00 AM
:) Thanks!
Date: 12/31/2012 7:56:00 PM
I like this poem as much as I like chocolate. Yummy! Just try to eat only one pretzel M&M.
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 1/1/2013 4:19:00 PM
HA HA, Frank! Good one! :) Thanks for the post! Pretzels compared to chocolate???? ;)
Date: 12/7/2012 10:07:00 PM
I'm right there with you on this. I Love your poem. I'm addicted to chocolate.
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 12/8/2012 12:16:00 AM
We should join a CA group....chocoholics anonymous! ;)
Date: 12/5/2012 5:34:00 AM
Absolutely delightful, and very chocolate-lily delicious...
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 12/5/2012 8:08:00 AM
Thanks Carma....It is great to hear from you! :) Hope you get a good dose of sweetness today! Hugs!
Date: 12/4/2012 11:25:00 PM
Hi Eileen... thank you for the nice Chocolaty tasty verse...enjoyed !!! <3<3<3 SK
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 12/4/2012 11:27:00 PM
You're most welcome. Thank You for reading and posting. Have a great day! :)
Date: 12/4/2012 6:33:00 PM
this is just delicious!
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 12/4/2012 8:49:00 PM
Thanks, Ilene! SWEET of you! :)
Date: 12/4/2012 5:47:00 PM
Hi Eileen - Funny Stuff! I love chocolate too! Hard too control...- Gail
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Eileen Manassian
Date: 12/4/2012 8:50:00 PM
It surely is! :( Not only are weight issues a consideration, chocolate brings on acid reflux for me.....! Here is a new twist to the old adage...no pain, no gain (yes, and I mean in the waist) :( Hugs, Gail.
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