Cheap Toilet Seat Cover

Now I'm not the kind of guy used to luxury or wealth fancy "cribs" as they now call them (ain't that ridiculous?) the only luxury I've tasted is on TV with Robin Bleach... or in brief stays on vacation where I liveed nicely for a bit but these were all illusions and life is really here no champagne in my 'frig I can hardly afford beer... my trailer is a place, I don't quite yet feel at ease with got its good points and its bad the skylight options, put in kitchen and bathroom they're really pretty cool especially when it rains the built in cd/radio with 4 speakers in the ceiling a must for a musician the kitchen okay too But, the bathroom............ like it came from a different factory.... $2 cheap plastic toilet seat covers... you dare not sit on or even place a small box of tissues and a bathtub which even the munchkins would feel crowded in in fact, no non-anorectic human should even try I know I didn't appreciate 42 hours butt-wedged between the sides... good only as a footbath... and getting out of the shower is a life threatening risk so slippery, with nothing to grab hold to I guess in time I'll get used to it maybe rig ingenious contraptions to help one exit the tub, etc. who knows... people can get use to almost anything..... I mean... they get married, don't they?