Chatty Raccoon Crashes Party

A chatty raccoon in a plaid racing cap Crashed our party with a lighting zap. Showed our guests a brand new computer app. An intelligent creature, quite a lovely chap. Some partygoers danced on his fluffy lap. Landing hard on the floor, a hearty whap. If they annoy you, I said, give ‘em a slap. This advice caused him to laugh and flap. He spoke of an enormously keen treasure map. One of the guests looked and said it was crap. Another said don’t be a crazy old sap. A third one began to speak of her disgusting pap. Chatty raccoon’s head was held on by a strap. Did not untie it for it was a conspiracy trap. He began to boogie with a whistle and clap. Loved this party-going raccoon who never did nap.