Celsus- a Guide To Humors For the Treatment of Melancholia

Rubbing my newly bald head Shaved it off the other day As the doctors suggested Who am I to disobey Sometimes the treatments helped But not today Got home from driving I still felt a little sad So I got to flogging And that was that Now that I'm sore I'll just relax When I start laughing I hear cymbals crash But when I'm crying I'd rather laugh When the joke needs someone to be the butt, I'm the ass Life is a comedy As far as I can tell When it gets funny Give me a yell Okay, okay I know I give you hell