James Fraser Poet Limerick

Caressing Her Beauty

Mr and Mrs walking down the High Street
Shoe shop window her eyes did now greet
Into the shop they both went
Oh! those boots, please consent
Too dear, no purchase, no receipt

Ready for bed and feeling so fruity
His hand now caressing her beauty
Cutting sharpness she says
With no payment display
No horse shoes, your not riding it's booty




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Ara Belle August 14, 2014 at 9:28 AM Good and funny! Lol. Nice one, James. James Fraser August 14, 2014 at 3:04 PM Limericks are cool to write, but it's getting the punchline that's a challenge :)

Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser August 10, 2014 at 1:10 AM Hahahaha what a write James enjoyed this witty funny naughty yet still maintained it's wholesomeness :) . James Fraser August 10, 2014 at 9:33 AM Thanks kindly Olive, and it's good to be naughty sometimes, James :)

Jan Allison August 9, 2014 at 4:23 PM LOL James you are on a roll tonight - I did a poem based on a joke - you may like my poem the canadian rubber factory:-) Hugs jan xxx