Came Alot

Queen Guinevere was quite a sight
When Arthur returned from a fight
He looked up and down
Then said with a frown,
"You look like you've had a rough knight!"

Arthur opened the bedroom door
Where clothes lay all over the floor
"This looks rather bad,"
Said Sir Gal He Had,
"I've mistaken your wife for an whore."

There's more to the story than that
The Kingdom of Arthur fell flat
But Queen Guinevere
Did not shed one tear
For she loved to give tit for tat!
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Young Avatar
August 26, 2022 at 8:49 AM
Love your inappropriate humor. Your colloquialisms and limericks delight me to no end. Many thanks.
Leffanta Avatar
August 26, 2022 at 10:24 AM
Mahalo nui loa, Rebecca! Thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha!
Volumes Avatar
July 30, 2022 at 7:27 PM
Your Humor is clever. The story your poem tells is vivid, and funny. An excellent combination.
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2022 at 6:23 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Aloha!
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March 18, 2022 at 12:23 PM
Got the best of yours and the first one is LOL! Tit-for-tat :))) M.
Leffanta Avatar
March 18, 2022 at 12:26 PM
Mahalo nui loa, Margarita! Aloha!
Peck Avatar
September 12, 2021 at 7:56 AM
HaHa! You are so funny, Rico. A great story and beautiful rhyming! An A+ Excellent! Aloha.
Leffanta Avatar
September 12, 2021 at 11:11 AM
I am surprised you found this, but thank you for reading and commenting! Aloha! Rico
Proust Avatar
March 11, 2021 at 4:41 PM
Aloha! Thank you for commenting on one of my poems, so I'm paying respects to one of yours; but not as much tot for tat as in this poem hahaha. When I read the title I wasn't sure what I was getting in to, but your word plays are great; a true laugh. Very enjoyable. Thank you. Aloha!
Gibson Avatar
March 3, 2021 at 4:16 PM
a fav.,.you are very witting ..I love it
Leffanta Avatar
August 26, 2022 at 10:25 AM
Mahalo, Nora! Aloha!
Lawrence Avatar
September 6, 2020 at 8:54 AM
I love this Rico !! You are so good with rhymes and words and perfectly melded content ! Lots of laughter. Thank you !
Leffanta Avatar
September 6, 2020 at 11:27 AM
Thank you for reading and commenting! I am quite impressed with the following you have acquired with only TWO poems on this site! Well done, indeed! Aloha! Rico
Laurie Avatar
July 30, 2018 at 9:48 PM
Hello Rico … a great play on words. Thanks for the chuckle Rico - Lindsay
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2018 at 5:01 PM
Mahalo nui loa! Too depressing to continue writing Limericks about Trump! Aloha! Rico
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July 30, 2018 at 1:24 PM
I love it when I'm laughing before I open the poem, and you went exactly where I was hoping you would ;p gotta fave this one!!! Aloha Rico! :)) xomo
Leffanta Avatar
July 31, 2018 at 5:00 PM
Mahalo nui loa, Maureen! Your encouragement is always appreciated! Aloha! Rico
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