But
Why is it whenever anyone wants to set me up,
they'll praise their match but never mention the BUT?
"She's so hot and smart. You'll just love her
BUT
her last boyfriend took out a restraining order."
"She graduated at the top of her class,
BUT
she gave sexual favors to her professors in order to pass."
"She'll pleasure you by doing everything she can,
BUT
before the surgery she use to be a man."
"She'll constantly smother you with her kisses,
BUT
only during her congenital visits."
No more matchmaking for me, I hereby quit.
I'll find my own match with no BUTS about it.
Copyright © Billy Thekidster | Year Posted 2012
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