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B - R - E - A - K - I - N – G N - E - W - S! This just...in... Schwenksville, Pennsylvania Highland Manor mission control... I reed you soft and vague..., why...lace hymn ha shoes, bless ma hush puppies tongue, and save my unglued soul lettuce be hoed - heal thee bountiful cobbler skills, and declare today a salad day holiday, yea..and please ex queues me, but how boot we even invite a troll, the nastiest, meanest, and leanest, and moost a muse zing, (plus all three Bill Goats Gruff - no kidding) in order to celebrate Matthew Scott Harris, cuz he accomplished, an ear raking impossible goal only unscathed with moderate injury limited to both Achilles heal, whereas his little duffed feet... suffered toe till black deckered bruise according to emergency medic Doctor Scholl oh...no...,..."crackling noise," the on call ambulance just gave me more devastating clues he broke down in tears, and whiz in con soul able, no matter he scored a victorious dues, where matthew didst payless than three dollars at Liberty Thrift store snagging snug as a bug in a rug, and perfect fit ting akin to gloved hand just like brand "new" slightly pre worn sneakers (big toenail graces foremost edge), yet the sorrowful downside left size nine hole in his heart, cuz final respect paid during vespers service and after open casket views in somber regard to battered, critically most raggedy in the whole world wide web, those knockabout "sneaks" tattered e'en nosed turned up, sans Snoop doggy dog chews.