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(it;s a wax work dummy)

Boris Becker misused his pecker He had sex in a closet leaving a baby deposit! Inspired by Brian Strands' poem Becker which was about an artist and my poem is posted with his kind permission Tennis player Boris Becker had sex in a restaurant closet with a model he'd just met. Becker acknowledged paternity of a daughter, Anna, with Russian waitress Angela Ermakova, not surprisingly his marriage ended! 09/28/21

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/6/2021 5:41:00 PM

Even babies 'come out of the closet now.' When and where will it ever end?! lol. Good one, Jan. (P.S. Doesn't that recreation of Becker make him look like an albino?!). ~ gw

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/4/2021 7:58:00 AM

Not even closets are safe

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/3/2021 3:18:00 PM

Hello Jan ... you can't hide anywhere these days without somebody looking for a juicy story - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/1/2021 12:10:00 PM

Love the last line.

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 9/30/2021 7:32:00 AM

Well, well, well. What can I say...funny...Delice

Janice Canerdy

Date: 9/30/2021 5:31:00 AM

I hope his ex took him to the cleaners! Good one, Jan. Janice

Aurore Severo

Date: 9/29/2021 8:12:00 PM

I adore your humor! xoxoxo

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/29/2021 6:26:00 PM

Well done…not for Boris ;

Ilene Bauer

Date: 9/29/2021 12:16:00 PM

great one, jan! i had not heard this about boris becker - i used to love watching him play, but i guess he's onto other games now...

Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2021 12:29:00 PM

Thanks Ilene I think he is actually more famous for this than for his Olympic prowess!:-) hugs Jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 9/29/2021 11:22:00 AM

So wax doesn't work after all?

Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2021 11:35:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs Jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 9/29/2021 8:25:00 AM

Silly man.. My prayers are with you and your mom that you get over your illness.... Hugs my sweet friend

Jan Allison
Date: 9/29/2021 9:36:00 AM

Thanks Eve, I am just so thankful she is double vaxxed and there are no anti vaxxers to stop her from getting the protection, I am sure she would be much much worse if she'd not had the jabs which hopefully lessens the effects but cant stop people being infected. as for becker he is now known for this indiscretion and not for his tennis achievements stay well eve:-) hugs Jan xx