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BORED IN MANHATTAN NFC

A young broad was bored in Manhattan So got dressed in outrageous fashion She looked so out of place Wearing satin and lace When a cop shocked her with his baton The cop was amazed by her attire Many men were filled with desire She was such an arresting sight That much to her delight He took her home to warm up by the fire 6th December 2015

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Date: 12/9/2015 8:47:00 AM
I like double verse limericks Jan----keep it up---you can tell more story--great work------John
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/9/2015 8:59:00 AM
I love writing limericks it appeals to my sense of humour:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2015 4:23:00 PM
Been some time since I last read a jolly good limerick, and in the process got two for the price of one:) Hugs // paul
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/8/2015 4:24:00 PM
LOL Paul I can't enter the contest but thought I would have fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/8/2015 3:24:00 PM
What a lovely caring Policeman ;-) hehe!! nice one Jan :) ~~xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/8/2015 3:25:00 PM
ha ha ha - I am saying nothing lol:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/8/2015 4:48:00 AM
SWEET Jan! I have tried to write these but to me they are so difficult. You did a great job on these!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/8/2015 1:13:00 PM
Just for fun Connie I will not be entering this contest:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/7/2015 8:07:00 PM
G'day Jan... is there a follow up third verse. If there is, I'll bet the broad was bored in that too - Lindsay
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/8/2015 1:50:00 AM
ha ha ha in the interest of decency I will refrain from a third verse lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/7/2015 12:03:00 AM
lol made me smile Jan. Hugs
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/7/2015 1:15:00 AM
then my job is done - thanks Michael:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 9:37:00 PM
Sexy gals light most men's fires. Brought a big smile to my face my friend. I appreciate those that can write poetry that is funny too. Something I could never do..
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/7/2015 1:14:00 AM
I try to write with humour Robert although some people don't appreciate my wit lol - just had fun here:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 7:39:00 PM
an "arresting sight" was that a play on the cop thing? heehee. I really enjoyed this. OMG, I just glanced down and saw my soul sister CAYCAY said the same thing as me!!!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 12/7/2015 4:00:00 PM
haha. you two are awesome!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/7/2015 1:13:00 AM
ha ha ha :-) Great minds think alike lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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CayCay Jennings
Date: 12/6/2015 9:34:00 PM
Hey both of you - great minds lay in the same gutter! Hugging you both ... CayCay
Date: 12/6/2015 6:34:00 PM
Was the 'arresting sight' an intended pun? 'Cause it is darn clever. The entire poem is. Your sense of humor is a blessing to us all ... CayCay (so glad you're okay!)
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/7/2015 1:13:00 AM
Yes pun intended CayCay as I can't enter the contest I thought I would have fun:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 6:27:00 PM
Right down my avenue Jan. Love it.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/7/2015 1:12:00 AM
Many thanks Jean:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 5:50:00 PM
This should be in a contest, be first prize for sure!!!!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/7/2015 1:12:00 PM
Well I won't be entering it in the contest lol:-) hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/6/2015 5:50:00 PM
Thanks Arthur needed a giggle today:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 5:48:00 PM
One of the best Limericks I have read in a long time! Hilarious, very well written!
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/6/2015 5:51:00 PM
Thanks my friend:-) hugs jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 4:46:00 PM
Funny one Jan
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Tim Smith
Date: 12/6/2015 4:58:00 PM
I would never be bored there...just go to Broadway
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/6/2015 4:51:00 PM
I see your comment below ... is it as boring as it is made out for the contest - irrespective - it's not very good PR lol:-) hugs jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/6/2015 4:50:00 PM
I couldn't resist Tim - it's not for the contest:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 12/6/2015 3:44:00 PM
A lovable gem here Jan, I love it end. Excellent and meaningful...........A.M.
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 12/6/2015 3:47:00 PM
Thanks Afolabi it won't be entered in the contest:-) hugs jan xx