Eve Roper Poet Rhyme

Bored In Manhattan

There was a street walker 
Who was quite a talker

She vacationed in a place called Manhattan
But the people spoke no French or Latin

When she spoke Monsieur and Oui Oui
She was showed the restroom to pee, pee

Greeting the door man with Mon Ami
He thought she was giving him some for free

When the word Eiffel Tower from her lips fell
They grabbed her and put her in jail

I fell a tower in New York aren’t words spoke
Or you won’t be bored in Manhattan and that is no Joke

12/28/2015

A collaboration with Sonny Roper

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James Fraser December 31, 2015 at 2:55 PM Love my chuckling reading this Eve ~~ hugs ~~ James :) :)

Constance La France December 30, 2015 at 9:09 AM Eve this is great, hilarious. A7, you both did a great job writing this delightfully silly poem Eve Roper December 30, 2015 at 10:03 AM Thank you, Broken Wing, I was hoping you would stop. I'm glad you like it. Hugs Eve

Arthur Vaso December 29, 2015 at 7:58 PM OMG, this is a Gold Medal, this is a home run, this is hilarious and stylish and I loved it! Eve Roper December 29, 2015 at 9:39 PM Thank you, Arthur, :) We'll take the Gold Medal !!!

Jan Allison December 29, 2015 at 7:52 PM Gosh I don't know how this one escaped me Eve - oh so funny love the play on words at the end ' i fell a' tower lol very clever:-) hugs Jan xx Eve Roper December 29, 2015 at 9:40 PM Thank you, Jan :) Yes Ma'am i fell a' tower

Lin Lane December 29, 2015 at 8:51 AM Great fun with this one, Sonny and Eve...OUI! Lin Lane December 29, 2015 at 9:58 AM Hugs back to ya. Eve Roper December 29, 2015 at 9:56 AM Thank you, Lin! Not for the contest. Hugs Eve