Bored In Manhattan

I woke up where am I? I walked outside I woke up to taxi cabs I asked a guy I said “excuse me sir do you know where I am? He said “You my friend are bored in Manhattan” When he said those words I was confused and scared I didn’t remember getting on a plane to get here. But it’s all coming back to me right now I came here on a business trip but that doesn’t explain how Wait I remember I was bored walking down the street And a weird woman on the corner came up to me Asked if I wanted to have some fun Obviously I said yes and then we got dumb I remember loud music, flashing lights and girls I remember being kind of in my own world But that doesn’t explain how I woke up in the street I just don’t understand how this could happen to me I guess that’s what happens when you’re bored in Manhattan Shoot! I’m going to be late. Dang how did this happen?