Robert Gorelick Poet Limerick

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Bondi-An Attraction Retraction collab

Be mine, oh please, love my heart, soul and gut
Your meanness is sexy, my darling ____
Oh, my dear AG
Turn your fury on me
Scream insults at me as I swat your _____
                                                               by Robert Gorelick


Rants and raves at congress, she’s domineering
                                                 Attorney General’s reputation smearing                                      
Unlike humble Ghandi  
She's Mean-Girl Bondi
A maniac, hard-hearted and hard-of-hearing
                                                                by I Am Anaya


Happy Valentine's Day!
2/14/26

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Gershon Wolf February 18, 2026 at 8:55 PM Methinks this valentine is a 'gut-buster,' Robert. Or perhaps, a 'butt-guster.' lol. Excelsior, Gershon Robert Gorelick February 22, 2026 at 1:16 PM Thx, Gershon! His AG and press secretary--Barbie and Marcia Brady were his inspirations. Oh-My-God! How obvious!

I Am Anaya February 14, 2026 at 2:29 PM Happy Valentine's Day! I had too much fun collaborating with you, Your retracted limerick had me in stitches. An amazing Valentine Gift to share with everyone! Faving Gershon Wolf February 18, 2026 at 8:56 PM Great collaboration there, Anaya. You have to wonder where Trump finds these blonde bimbos. Robert Gorelick February 15, 2026 at 12:00 PM Always a pleasure to collaborate on such timely grist for the political mill. Those with a voice need to speak!