Body Divine

In just two weeks I will attain the body divine Eat my greens, attempt a sit up or two... If only I'd lay off reduced aisle wine Replace old habits with a nicotine chew. I should take this day as a sign Though not exactly out of the blue If I act now my stars might align Batten down the hatches, I am anew! Sober and righteous...I will be just fine Up up up! Rise with the morning dew Try the ‘cat cow’ pose, stretch out your spine Breath in…breath out…but wait for my cue. Watch out boys, you’d better form a line I've gone organic now darling, haven't you? Of course, by day five I will be so asinine My heart will cry out for an ice cold brew... Who am I kidding, even a warm one would do!