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Bo Peep: the True Story--Collaboration

It happened again to Bo Peep. She'd gone off and lost all her sheep. Met a woodsman named Ted They spent time in his shed. Bo cared not a Peep about sheep! BY DALE GREGORY COZART Little Bo Peep ignored her flock She let Ted undo her tight frock They had passionate sex In his parent’s duplex The poor sheep they all ran amock. BY JAN ALLISON Exhausted Bo Peep had to lay down her head But Ted kept one sheep in back of the shed Since she was unable He hid under a table So his sheep was the first to be Ted bred! BY PAT ADAMS Now rested, Bo woke in disgust To find ewe and Ted in mid-thrust So she took some pink pills Then she ran for the hills Looking for one she could trust! BY DEAN WOOD

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Date: 9/13/2017 6:43:00 PM
absolutely hilarious Dale I LOVE the other limericks that have been added especially the poem by Dean:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 9/13/2017 1:34:00 PM
Now rested, Bo woke in disgust/ To find ewe and Ted in mid-thrust/ So she took some pink pills/ Then she ran for the hills/ Looking for one she could trust!
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Jan Allison
Date: 9/13/2017 6:44:00 PM
absolutely hilarious Dean!!!:-) hugs Jan xx
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 9/13/2017 2:38:00 PM
You're in!!
Date: 9/12/2017 1:38:00 PM
That is really funny!!! How about this: Exhausted Bo Peep had to lay down her head/ But Ted kept one sheep in back of the shed/ Since she was unable/ He hid under a table/ So his sheep was the first to be Ted bred!
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Date: 9/12/2017 1:55:00 PM
You're in!
Date: 9/12/2017 7:37:00 AM
Ooh good giggles this one! Thoroughly enjoyed Dale, thank you! xomo
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Date: 9/12/2017 7:07:00 AM
Laugh out loud--well written, Dale!
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Date: 9/12/2017 6:10:00 AM
You inspired me :-) Little bo beep ignored her flock/ She let Ted undo her tight frock/ They had passionate sex/ In his parent’s duplex/ The poor sheep they all ran amock. Hugs Jan xx
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Date: 9/12/2017 5:55:00 AM
Lol Dale so the truth is finally out!:-) hugs Jan xx
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