Blunderwoman Strikes Back - a Poem For Tim Smith

TO FULLY UNDERSTAND THIS POEM PLEASE READ MY POEM 'NOT QUITE WONDER WOMAN' AND TIM SMITH'S POEM A CALL TO BLUNDERWOMAN Hey Tim’s kids get off your tush Your dad is baking something lush He’s made a massive tray of cake Do the washing up for goodness sake Then he’s going to mow the lawn Poor guy’s been up since the crack of dawn Then he will tackle the all the weeding While you shout out ‘dad we need feeding’ So give your dad a lovely break Surprise him with a special cake I’d give you a hand but I’m not free But please send a slice to me Get off the x box and have some fun Play in the park or go for a run If dad is busy then give me a call And Blunderwoman will scare you all Then you will appreciate you dad For Blunderwoman is really bad She will fill your head with dread and fear So do me a favour pour your dad a cold beer Sit him down in front of the telly With lots of food and wobbly jelly Give him hugs and a special treat Now he can relax and put up his feet Jan Allison 3rd August 2014