Blt On White

For lunch today my wife said,
husband, why don’t we eat out.
I said, Honey in these Covid times,
that’s not what I’m about.

You just sit back and rest your feet,
and let me worry about our lunch.
I have the perfect meal in mind,
you’re sure to love it, that’s my hunch.

So I pulled a pound of bacon from the fridge,
slapped it onto my heated griddle.
As soon as it hit the pan it started splattering,
I did a little dance to the sound of the sizzle.

I took a fresh from-the-garden tomato,
sliced it thick (the perfect way).
Toasted two slices of home-baked bread,
and covered them with mayonnaise.

Added just a shake of salt to it,
topped that with a crisp lettuce leaf.
Four slices of brown (but not crunchy) bacon,
makes a sandwich that goes beyond belief.

Once it was all stacked together,
I sliced it at an angle from bottom to top.
Add some BBQ Lays potato chips,
and a glass of ice-cold soda pop.
 
If you’ve never had one before,
there’s nothing better to satisfy your taste.
Fix up a good ole classic BLT sandwich,
trust me, there’ll be nothing left to waste.

Some say the best part of it all,
and I agree with them I must say.
Your house will smell all bacon-ey,
for the rest of the day.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2023

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M  Avatar
August 16, 2023 at 4:04 AM
Oh yes please Jerry….yummy! Love the smell of bacon and coffee in the house…..so inviting….Debx
M  Avatar
August 17, 2023 at 1:13 PM
That made me laugh Jerry….bacon scented candles!!!
Brotherton Avatar
August 16, 2023 at 2:59 PM
So true Deb. I've yet to figure out why they don't make bacon-scented candles. I know they have coffee-scented ones.
Fowler Avatar
August 14, 2023 at 2:13 PM
Especially love your last verse Jerry! Very clever write! :)
Brotherton Avatar
August 15, 2023 at 5:33 PM
Thank you, Linda, for reading. Bacon makes the world go round.
Hinshaw Avatar
August 13, 2023 at 4:56 PM
Well put together poem and BLT sandwich, one of my favorites. I can smell that lovely bacon aroma as I read this, Jerry! - Bob H
Brotherton Avatar
August 14, 2023 at 9:49 AM
Thanks, Bob. You know what they say, everything is better with bacon.
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