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Blowing In the Wind - Inspired By a Bl Devnath Poem

Have you tried suppressing a big fart -
Clenching your buttocks is a fine art 
You hope your windy gas
Doesn’t shoot out your ass
and from the room you quickly depart

7th March 2015

Inspired by BL Devnath’s Please don’t laugh poem

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2015

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Sean Kelly Date: 3/15/2015 7:49:00 AM Clever , witty piece Jan and hard NOT to laugh at the words/caption . You write onnnnnn .. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/15/2015 8:29:00 AM Thanks Sean:-) Hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 3/12/2015 7:38:00 AM tweets away Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/12/2015 8:12:00 AM Thanks Scott:-) Hugs Jan xx

James Fraser Date: 3/10/2015 3:55:00 PM It sure was windy up here in the Highlands last night, but not as windy as your poem Jan. I recall writing 'My Missing Quilt' after reading your 'The Real Gods of Wind' this Limerick is no stinker, it's has the aroma of success ;-) thought I'd dump those lines in ;-) hugs//James xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2015 3:58:00 PM ha ha ha no dumping allowed littering soup James - had a friend who used to say 'speak up Brown... your though when they farted lol' hugs Jan xx

Richard Lamoureux Date: 3/10/2015 9:22:00 AM I wonder if suppressing leads to brain farts??? Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/10/2015 11:41:00 AM LOL I don't know ha ha ha:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Schneiter Date: 3/7/2015 4:06:00 PM Nobody does it better (I mean write poetry, not suppress a big fart). Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 4:09:00 PM ha ha ha ***blushes*** I better admit to being good at neither lol:-) Hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus Date: 3/7/2015 3:40:00 PM far or near...high or low...let the wind blow! As witty as ever! Hugs // paul Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 3:44:00 PM Cheers Paul I was inspired by BL's windy poem:-) Hugs Jan xx

Sara Kendrick Date: 3/7/2015 3:30:00 PM Witty one..Haven't we all been faced with the problem..The science of the subject is like this everyone passes gas 17 times a day or night.If we don't pass it while awake then we pass it in our sleep..Thanks for all the visits to my page..Sara Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 3:31:00 PM I hope I do all 17 in my sleep then Sara lol:-) Hugs Jan xxx

Suraj Jumani Date: 3/7/2015 10:57:00 AM Simply hilarious - and the pic was worth the legendary thousand words hahaha. You made my day. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 10:58:00 AM So glad it made you smile - the poem was written - then I found the image:-) Hugs Jan xx

Scott Thirtyseven Date: 3/7/2015 6:56:00 AM Laughing, and laughing. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 8:44:00 AM great - my job is done then:-) Hugs Jan xx

Duke Beaufort Date: 3/7/2015 6:46:00 AM OMG--very funny. Just too much. I can now go about my day with a smile. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 8:43:00 AM I can only thank BL for his farting poem and this inspired me to pen this - the picture - well what can i say it makes me smile the minute I open the page lol:-) Hope you are feeling muh better now Duke:-) Hugs Jan xx

Dr. Vandana Sharma Date: 3/7/2015 1:11:00 AM hahahahaahah what a poem!!!!a good read. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 4:34:00 AM Thanks Vandana:-) Hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 3/7/2015 12:14:00 AM Took me 5 minutes to stop laughing at the photo before reading the poem, the poem was a good 10 minutes of laughter!!!!! :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 4:34:00 AM Arthur when I saw the photo I thought of your skunk poem so I simply HAD to use it - thought you would appreciate it:-) xx

Bl Devnath Date: 3/6/2015 8:31:00 PM Thanks for your re-inspiration my lovely friend. I have posted again, please read again. Loved always,my lovely friend,bl Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/7/2015 4:33:00 AM Oh BL I am so glad :-) Hugs Jan xx

Shane Cooper Date: 3/6/2015 6:36:00 PM Another beauty, keep them coming. They have put a smile on my dial! Love the pic's you put with them too. Another 7 my dear friend Love Shane xxx Login to Reply Shane Cooper Date: 3/6/2015 7:01:00 PM You are on a roll. Congrats again on the first in shadows contest it was a really good write ( and I do mean a really good write)! Love Shane xxx Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 6:43:00 PM Thanks Shane I usually only post one poem a day but I think its 3 so far in 24 hours:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kp Nunez Date: 3/6/2015 6:30:00 PM LOL! Hey lady, you're on a roll! :D Kim Login to Reply Kp Nunez Date: 3/6/2015 6:34:00 PM LOL some more! NOW I have to read his post...I just love you, girl! Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 6:32:00 PM I usually try to post only one poem a day but when I read BL's poem I had to pen a farty poem lol:-) Hugs jan xxx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/6/2015 6:13:00 PM hahaha. The picture is hilarious too. The other day Joe farted so loud, Our dog looked up and stared at him. hahahaha Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 6:27:00 PM ha ha ha I love it Andrea - I'm surprised he didn't blame it on Snickers!

Njeri Hunjeri Date: 3/6/2015 5:12:00 PM Oh gosh I feel naked after this! Like I've been exposed, lol! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 5:14:00 PM lol your comment is as funny as the poem! Hugs Jan xxx

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/6/2015 4:59:00 PM G'day Jan... OR glare at the person beside you and retreat. Thanks Jan for yet another giggle. Regards - Lindsay Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 5:01:00 PM I couldn't resist writing this after I read BL's amusing poem:-) Hugs Jan xx

Kim Shaw Date: 3/6/2015 4:52:00 PM Jan, you are a hoot! What an inspired 'toot'! Hugs, Kimberly xx Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 3/6/2015 4:53:00 PM lol Kimberley - i just couldn't resist when I read BL's poem:-) Hugs Jan xx