Blame It On the Rain

'Blame It On The Rain'

Well, I'm gonna' show you my redneck trainin',
An' I ain't gonna' have to do no strainin'
To pick you up an' throw you outta that door.
Well, I've had just about all that I can take
An' girl--you've gone an' made you a Big Mistake.
I'm gonna' use you to mop up all this floor...
I ain't takin' no more.

And I don't give a rat's ass where you come from 
'Cause I know you and you ain't nothin' but scumb
Tryin' to act like you are real High Class.
You been callin' my man on the telephone;
Goin' to his house and won't leave him alone.
Brace yourself! I'm here to whoop your sorry ass...
I ain't takin' no more.

Now I ain't the type that likes to cuss and fight
But somethin' in me's just gotta make things right.
I ain't sayin' nothin' else--it's all the same...
So we can do this here or take it outside
Or I can take you down the road for a ride.
An' I don't care if you don't think you're to blame...
Just blame it on the Rain!!


deborah burch©
4/09/2012
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Brown Avatar
April 19, 2012 at 11:10 AM
Stopping by to say Thank You for your kind comments on my poetry Deborah. It is a pleasure to read your writings. Have a wonderful day. Love, Carol
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April 9, 2012 at 11:02 PM
LOL...You're a tough redneck girl! This is terrific, Deb. Thanks for the laugh tonight and best wishes in the contest. Blessings, Rhonda :))
Burch Avatar
April 9, 2012 at 11:23 PM
lol..thank you Rhonda...it was fun...wasnt sure if I could use the 3-letter buttock spelling so I used $$ for s...lol big huggsss,love deb
Edwards Avatar
April 9, 2012 at 7:29 PM
Nice one Deb..Remind me not to get on the wrong side of you lol :D xxx Hugs
Burch Avatar
April 9, 2012 at 7:39 PM
LOL...thank you Tracie...not to worry :D Big Huggsss,love debs
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