Bladdered

oh my god!, this is the best night ever!! maybe a few more shots, and it might get even better put some tunes on Mr DJ, i am ready for a rave i have had soo many drinks, but i will try to behave after jiggling around on the dance floor, i start to feel a little funny i get a pain in my a**e, and a bubbling in my tummy as i take a sit down, i begin to feel fine then i realise, oh no, i haven't got time. so hurrying as fast as i can and signalling to my friend i try and get to the toilet before it comes out of both ends uh oh too late, i get the urge to be sick oh no, i think i just pooed a little bit. no time to find a toilet, so a corner will have to do its very dark in the club, so i find a corner, and do a poo ah thats better i head to the bar to get a drink to clear the sicky feeling from my throat when someone from the corner shouts "oi, you've just pooed on my coat" as i look around i can feel everyone laughing a me i am so drunk right now, that i can hardly see. as the coat owner approaches, poo covered coat hand, at a very angry pace. I open my mouth to apologise, and i throw up all over her face.