Birthday Funk

Birthday Funk Little ones can’t wait to mark the passage of time, Presents and cake, everyone making a fuss. Young folks use this time to push out their chests And say,” look at me”; I’m responsible, I can vote!” But pass a certain mark and the gifts you get consist mostly of slippers you can warm in the microwave, Or Barry Manalow CDs….and maybe some thoughtfully sweet diabetic candy.. Because” You look like you’ve been putting on some wt.” .Ha! Last week I heard”Let me help you with that sack of flour”,(5 friggin #’s) Or “ you know there is a senior citizen discount offered today.” You become terrorized by your mirror and Spend a lot of your time squinting at fine print, You have to guess at the menu because Once again you’ve forgotten your reading glasses... And will NOT, even consider borrowing his… Even for a slightly better blur. But, realistically I know there are compensations for getting older, Lets see, hmmm, I’ve forgotten what they are. They’ll Come to me. When they do I’m going to write them down. Seen my pen?.