Billionaires hunker down in their Queenstown bunker lair

Let’s pester Uncle Fester After dafter Luxon Pushed the button Welcomed every glutton To the isles of mutton Theme of the meme Team New Zealand It does seem No longer a Stronger eclectic sceptic Spanked by the rank Septic tank stream Peptic Pyramid scheme Thank the American dream Our rancour on social media Danker seedier leaders crimes Hanker for every greedier Rhymes with banker Sleazier golden geezer visas Accept any offers to Fill their many coffers Brokery.. jiggery pokery Immunity without impunity To the unity of community Profanity of their vanity Insanity of their depravity Clarity...disparity not charity Tramples ample wokery Our amazing landscape Instead becomes their escape Coined..after all they’ve purloined Jolly jape…no red tape Not being rash But it is a rash Debunk the gunk & funk Forsaking the avarice Bliss abyss monk Crass..brash..flash git S***k a chunk of cash From their balderdash stash Making..a complete hash of it Fake elite on the take As they see fit Billionaire boys ploys annoys Replete yet still cheat Have your cake and eat it Our government just envoys For a small fee..sweet Deploys the swanky..w**ky Yankee all about me Time to flee plea They lit the fire Liar & denier Dug the quagmire Piety for impropriety Moolah Messiah ruler High flyer pariah Crueler society Who when the s**t Does hit the fan No fibs..his nibs gets First dibs on cribs Outlier masterplan zen..know Then where to go Can always hunker down In a spick & span den Their Queenstown bunker Amen